The filthy farmer chords and lyrics - IVOR BIGGUN

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[Verse 1]
[G]Gob[Em]ble g[G]ob[Em]ble[G][Em]
[D]gobble goes the [G]turkey [C]and
[D]Wanka wanka wanka goes the duc[G]k
[C]I'm a filthy [G]farmer and [F]I don't
give [D]a.. fiddle- de- de
[C]I've got a [D]lovely set of [G]bullocks
and I'm [C]up to me eyes [D]in muck
So [Bm]gobble gobble gobble
goes the [Em]turkey [C]and
[D]Wanka wanka wanka goes the duc[G]k
[A]Jack my pig, he's [Em]ever so

[Verse 2]
big,
I feeds him [A]caster [Em]oil
[A]He burps and he farts and [Em]then he
starts to [C]fertilise [D]the soil
Some [A]folks say he is [Em]just like me,
I [A]think they must be [Em]mad
His eye[A]s are smaller and I'm a[Em] bit taller and
[C]Jack doesn't [Cm]smell quite [G]so [D]bad
[C]Gobble gobble [D]gobble goes the [G]turkey

[Verse 3]
[C]and
[D]Wanka wanka wanka goes the duc[G]k
I'm a filthy farmer and [F]I don't
give [D]a.. fiddle- de- de
I've got a lovely set of [G]bullocks and
I'm [C]up to me eyes in [D]muck
So [Bm]gobble gobble gobble
goes the [Em]turkey and
[D]Wanka wanka wanka goes the duc[G]k

[Verse 4]
[A]Parson Grey came [Em]'round one day
and [A]he strolled into the [Em]dairy
[A]Looked all about and [Em]pulling on a cow
was [B]my little [C]milkmaid [D]Mary
"You [A]must be proud" said the [Em]parson out loud,
"Of [A]wonderful udders like [Em]those"
"How [A]does she yeild?" I said
[Em]"Twice on the field
And the [C]cow's not bad either,
[B]I suppos[G]e"[C][D]

[Verse 5]
[C]Gobble gobble [D]gobble goes the [G]turkey[C]
[Em](gob[C]ble [D]gobble)
Wanka goes the [G]duck[C][Em]
[C](wanka wanka)
I'm a [D]filthy [G]farmer and [F]I don't
give a fid[D]dler's pluck
You [C]should see [D]my [G]smallholding i'm
[C]up to me eyes in [D]muck
So [Bm]gobble gobble gobble
goes the [Em]turkey [C]and
[D]Wanka wanka wanka goes the duc[G]k

[Verse 6]
[A]I've got a bull called [Em]Maurice
but I [A]think he's a bit like [Em]that
So I [A]made a date for the arti[Em]ficial[Eb]
[C]inseminator, the bull and the bowler [D]hat
The [A]fellow came down gave [Em]squirt all 'round
and [A]then he's on [Em]his way
[A]The cows got the hump 'cause a [Em]bicycle pump [B]ain't
as good as [C]the [Cm]old f[G]ashioned way
[D]

[Verse 7]
[G]
[Em]'ere, look at all [G]those heffers in
the field over [Em]there

[Verse 8]
[A]The vet gave m' sheep an [Em]aphrodisiac
to [A]make the ewes feel [Em]randy
It worked [A]like a charm and the [Em]sheep went barmy
and the [C]poor old ram's gone [D]bandy
[Am]I said to the mis[A]sus [Em]what a fine thing this is,
what [A]can them tablets [Em]be
She said I [A]don't know dear but [Em]come over here
'cause they [C]tasted like cough- [Cm]drops [G]to [D]me

[Verse 9]
[C]Gobble gobble gobble [G]goes the turkey [C]and
[D]Wanka wanka wanka goes the duc[G]k
[C]I'm a filthy [G]farmer and [F]I don't
give [D]a.. fiddle- de- de
[C]You should see [D]my [G]smallholding i'm
[C]up to me eyes in [D]muck
So gobble gobble [Bm]gobble
goes the [Em]turkey and
[D]Wanka wanka wanka goes the duc[G]k
[Bm]Gobble gobble gobble goes the [Em]turkey
[C]and[D]
Wanka wanka wanka goes
the [G]duck

[Outro 1]
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