Whatever You Like Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Am]Hey girl, you know,
our economy's in the toilet
[C]But I'm sti[F]ll gonna treat you right
I said you can have whatever you [C]like,
you like
I said you can have whatever you [G]like,
you like
Yeah
[C]Tater [G]Tots,

[Verse 2]
[Am]Cold Duck on ice
And we can clip [F]coupons all night
And baby you can have whatever you [C]like,
you like
I said you can have whatever you [G]like,
you like
Yeah

[Verse 3]
Take you out for [Am]dinner
anywhere that you please
Like Burger [F]King or Mickey D's
And baby you can have whatever you [C]like,
you like
I said you can even have the large [G]fries,
large fries

[Verse 4]
Yeah
[Am]Baby, you should know I am
really quite a sweet guy
[F]When I buy you bathroom tissue,
I always get the 2-ply
[C]Want it, you can get it, my dear
I got my [G]Costco membership
card right here
Yeah [C]you

[Verse 5]
[Am]like Top Ramen, need
Top Ramen?
Got a [F]cupboard full of 'em, I'll
keep 'em comin'
You [C]want it, I got it, go get it, just heat it
Dump the [G]flavor packet on it and eat it
[C]Pork [Am]and

[Verse 6]
beans and Minute Rice
And we can play [F]cribbage all night
And baby you can have whatever you [C]like,
you like
I said you can have whatever you [G]like,
you like
Yeah, yeah

[Verse 7]
I can take you [Am]to the
Laundromat downtown
And watch all the [F]clothes go
'round and 'round
And baby we can go wherever you [C]like,
you like
I said we can go wherever [G]you like,
you like

[Verse 8]
Yeah, yeah
[Am]Hottest shorty I know,
if you had some [F]Lipo
You could be second
runner-up Miss Miss Ohio
[C]Seven dollar bills rolled up
inside my plastic billfold
[G]Buy you a bagel even if it isn't day old

[Verse 9]
And [Am]you never ever gotta wear
your sister's old clothes
[F]Long as I'm still assistant
manager at [C]Kinko's
Cut your hair with scissors
and a soup bowl
[G]You ain't gotta pay me,
that's the way that I [Am]roll

[Verse 10]
My chick can have what she want
At Wal-Mart she she can
[F]pick out anything she want
I know girl, you ain't [C]never
had a man like that
Who doesn't make you [G]buy
generic brand like that

[Verse 11]
Yeah you [Am]like my Hyundai, see
my Hyundai?
I can [F]take you to see your
cousin Phil next Sunday
[C]But that's kinda far and
I'm not made of cash
Do you [G]think you could chip in for gas?
[F]Mac [Am]and cheese

[Verse 12]
would be all right
But let's send out [F]for pizza tonight
And you can order any toppings you [C]like,
you like
I said you can even have the last [G]slice,
last slice
Yeah, yeah

[Verse 13]
Ran myself a [Am]cable from my
neighbor next door (door)
Now I can [F]get free HBO
And baby you can watch whatever you [C]like,
you like
I said you can watch whatever you [G]like,
you like
Yeah

[Verse 14]
And you can always [Am]ride the city bus
Got a stack [C]of [F]tokens just for us
Yo, my [C]wallet's fat and full of ones
Yeah, it's all [G]about the [C]Washingtons,
that's right
[G]You

[Verse 15]
[C]want White [Am]Castle,
need White Castle?
Long as you got me it won't be no hassle
You want it, well [C]get it, just don't be a hater
If I grab a bunch of napkins for later
[Am]Thrift store jeans,

[Verse 16]
on sale half price
The underwear at [F]Goodwill is nice
And baby you can have whatever you [C]like,
you like
I said you can have whatever you [G]like,
you like
Yeah

[Verse 17]
Baby I can [Am]give you anything you please
Even share my [F]government cheese
And baby you can have as much as you [C]like,
you like
I said you can go have as much as you [G]like,
you like
[C]Yeah, [G]yeah, [C]yea[Am]h, yeah