Gangbang at the Old Folks Home Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[D]Oh [Am]yeah[D][F][D]
[Am][D][F][C]
[D]Uh, [Dm]sexy[D]

[Interlude 1]
Oh yeah
[D][F][C][D][Dm][D]
[F][C]

[Verse 2]
[D]Delivering piz[E]za on [D]a Saturday nig[G]ht
[D]I was cranking Van Halen
and [G]looking [C]tight[F]
[D]Ten extra sau[E]sage wen[D]t
to Shady [G]Oak Drive
I'm [A]lucky [Am]that I [A]left there [G]alive
It's [F]a g[C]ang[D]ban[Am]g[D][F][D]
The place was [E]packed with [D]wrinkly

[Verse 3]
boobies and [G]dicks
[D]The youngest one there
was [G]maybe 76
[F]The [D]head granny grunted and
she pulled out a [G]gun
She said we'll [A]pay you for the
pizza when we're [G]done
It's [F]a g[C]angbang

[Verse 4]
[Am]Gangbang at the [G]old [C]folks [G]home
One [Am]foot in [F]the grave
Two [C]lips on [D]my [Am]bone
Gangbang at the [C]old folks [Bb]home[D]

[Verse 5]
[F]
[C]The[D] smell of Bengay was
kind of making me sick
[G]Til[D]l someone spit out some dentur[E]es
[D]and started [G]gumming my [F]dick
[D]These golden gir[E]ls had rea[D]lly
been round the block
[G]I got a r[A]im job from one while she was
[G]knitting some socks
[Eb]

[Verse 6]
[Am]
Gangbang at the [G]old [C]folks [G]home
[Am]Senile [F]sex slaves are [C]making
[D]me [Am]groan
Gangbang at the [C]old [G]folks [Bb]home
[G]I took her

[Verse 7]
doggy and I
gave her [D]a spank[F]
[C]That's whe[G]n I think I
dislodged her oxygen [F]tank
[C]She [Am]fell to the [A]floor and
[Am]three seconds [G]later
[D]I was r[A]unning f[Am]or th[Bb]e[C][D][E][C]
[G][E]
[Am][Bm][G][E][C][G]
[E]def[A]ibr[Am]illa[D]tor
Three silver [E]foxes [D]started
licking my ass so
I twisted my [E]nuts to [D]keep
from [G]cumming to fast
I [F]had [D]my fist in [E]a
[D]butthole til somebody said
[G]That ain't no way[A] to show respect
for [Am]the dead[C][Am]

[Verse 8]
Gangbang at the [C]old folks [G]home
I [Am]rode a sex [F]train [C]with[D][Am]
geriatric nymphos
Gangbang at the [C]old folks [D]home[F][D]
[F]Old [C]folks [D]home, [F]yea[D]h

[Outro 1]
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