My Brother's Got Files (Misprint) Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[G]"Th[F]at's my brother over there sta[Em]nding up,
[Dm]stuffing ice cubes down the [G]back of his trousers and do you [F]want to know why? Well [Em]ac tually, between you an[Dm]d me..."
[G]My brother's

[Verse 2]
got [A]piles[Am]
He [Em]never ever [Am]smiles
[F]You'd be [C]glum
If [Em]you had [Am]his bum[A]
[G]My brother's got [C]piles
[Am]We w[F]arned

[Verse 3]
him, we [Ab]told him
We said [G]don't sit on stone [C]walls
[Em]Avoid [E]wet grass, but [Am]now his arse
[D]Looks like it's grown another [G]pair of...

[Verse 4]
Well I mean he's [F]moaning he's [Ab]groaning
[G]He's doubled up with pai[C]n
[Em]But the girls [E]say aaah
They [Am]think he's [F]a star
Because he [G]walks just like John
[C]Wayne[Am]
[G]('Ere listen) My brother's

[Verse 5]
got [Am]piles
He [E]nev[Em]er e[E]ver sm[Am]iles (He's quite
[F]disconsolate)
You'd be [C]glum
If [Em]you h[Am]ad his bum
[G]My brother's got [C]piles
He [G]bought

[Verse 6]
some sup[F]positories but
[Em]no bloody good they'd do[Dm]ne
A [G]waste of time spent [F]swallowing them
He [Em]might as well have
stuffed them up his [Dm]bum
[G]My brother's got [Am]piles

[Verse 7]
He [E]nev[Em]er e[E]ver sm[Am]iles
[F]You'd be [C]glum
If [E]you had [Am]his bum[A]
[G]My brother's got [C]piles
All the [F]lotions

[Verse 8]
[Ab]and the potions
[G]Upon the grapes [C]of wrath
Some [Em]joker [E]said a [Am]poker with a [D]red-hot
end end might [G]burn them off
[F]His

[Verse 9]
[Ab]botty feels grotty
And [G]standing up you'll [C]find him
He [Em]can 't [E]sit down but
[Am]he shouldn't frown
[F]Because his [G]troubles are all
be[C]hind him

[Verse 10]
(Eee by [G]gum)
My brother's got [Am]piles

[Verse 11]
He [E]never ever [Am]smiles
[F]You'd be [C]glum
If [Em]you had h[Am]is bum
[G]My brother's got [C]piles

[Verse 12]
(Tie a yellow ribbon to
the old suppository)

[Verse 13]
My [G]brother has got [F]haemorrhoids,
we [Em]laugh, it is un[Dm]kind
The [G]kids all call him [F]cho-cho train train
'cause [Em]he has a [Dm]tender behind