The majorca song Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[C]Unos, dos, tres Suzy Quatro

[Interlude 1]
[C]

[Verse 2]
[C]Every year when summer is here
[G]I save up m' money and [C]fly
To the land of the sun, fornication and fun
And nev[G]er let a dago [C]by

[Verse 3]
Buenos knockers [F]por favor
As I sniff up the [C]breezes
There's a whiff in the [G]air
Of ambre solaire
[C]And Julio Inglesias
All day beneath the [F]parasols,
I prat around on the [C]beach
All night I'm pissed [G]as
ars'oles and incapable of speech
[C]

[Verse 4]
[G]But I'm going back to Major[C]ca
Back to [G]the prettiest girl that I've [C]seen
[G]I nearly went crackers
When she [C]held my maracas
And I [D]burst her tambour[G]ine
[F]She was topless, [Em]I was legless,
[F]we boogied the moonlight [G]away
Oh she [F]swallowed my pina col[C]ada
Oh [G]blimey, O' Reilly, [C]olé
I said she [F]swallowed his pina [C]colada
Oh [G]blimey, O' [C]Reilly, olé

[Verse 5]
Olé, olé, olé, olé, [F]Olé, oh
[Em]lay [F]me down
[C]quick[F]
Iy iy, iy iy, iy iy, iy iy
[Em]I th[D]ink I'm gonna be sic[G]k
[C]

[Verse 6]
"Ooh that's bet[Am]ter
out [C]than [Am]in"[C]
[Am]I don't

[Verse 7]
[C]go swimmin'
I just look at the women
As [G]I stroll down by the o[C]cean
They don't wear vests upon their chests
They [G]just wear sun- tan lo[C]tion

[Verse 8]
Buenos knockers [F]por favor
Una paloma blan[C]ca
I go to [G]Spain, get out of my brain
And act like [C]a wanker
I wear reflective [F]sunglasses to
secretly stare at the [C]tits
But I never drink the [G]water,
in case I get [C]the shit[G]s

[Verse 9]
I'm going back to [C]Majorca
To [G]get up to m' scrotum in [C]sin
There's [G]lots of how's- yer- father
down [C]on the Costa Brava
And they [D]blame it on jet- lag and [G]gin
[F]She was topless, [Em]I was legless,
[Dm]we b[F]oogied the moonl[Dm]ight[F] away[G]
Oh she swal[F]lowed my pina col[C]ada
Oh [G]blimey, O' [C]Reilly, olé
I said she [F]swallowed his pina col[C]ada
Oh [G]blimey, O' [C]Reilly, olé

[Verse 10]
But [G]when I get back to [C]Worksop
And [G]the sand runs out of my [C]socks
I'll [G]dream of that sweet senor[C]ita
Who [G]gave me a dose of... la [F]dolce [Dm]vita
And [G]a vimto on the rocks

[Outro 1]
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