The winker's song (misprint) Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[G]My [D]mot[G]her[D] said[G]
that [D]I n[G]ever should
[D]Play [A]with the[D] nau[A]ghty,
[G]rude [A]girls [D]in the wood
Their [G]giggling talk I could
[D]never under[G]stand
And [A]that's why I fell in love
[D]with [A]my [D]right [C]hand

[Verse 2]
[D]And that's why...
I'm [G]a wanker, I'm a wanker
And it [C]does me good like it
[G]bloody well should
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
And I'm [D]always pulling [G]my pud'

[Verse 3]
I was [D]twenty- five years [G]old
be[D]fore I was [G]kissed
And [A]then I found that I preferred
a swift one off the [D]wrist
It's cheap and con[G]venient,
[D]you can't [G]catch VD
It's [A]available at any time and
it's absolutely free
[D]

[Verse 4]
[C]
And [D]that's why...
'm [G]a wanker, I'm a wanker
And it [C]does me good like it
[G]bloody well should
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
And I'm [D]always pulling [G]my pud'

[Verse 5]
Oh Mrs. [D]Palm and your [C]five
lovely [G]daughters
[C]Thank you for [G]having me
[A]and being oh so [D]kind
I've got pains in [G]my arms and
my [C]dong is growing [G]shorter
My [C]knees have turned [G]to water
and I [D]think I'm going [G]blind

[Verse 6]
[D]I've wanked over [G]Italy,
[D]I've wanked over [G]Spain
[A]I've wanked in an omnibus,
I've even had a wank [D]in a train
I've used [A]a b[G]adger and
a [D]melon and a [G]cat[A]
An inflatable Linda Lovelace and
a Davy [D]Crockett [C]hat

[Verse 7]
And [D]that's why...
I'm [G]a wanker, I'm a wanker
And it [C]does me good [G]like it
bloody well should
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
And I'm [D]always pulling [G]my pud'

[Verse 8]
Oh, Mrs [D]Palm and your [C]five
[G]lovely daughters
[C]Thank you for [G]having me
and [A]being oh so [D]kind
I've got pains in [G]my arms and
my [C]dong is [G]getting shorter
My [C]knees have turned [G]to water
and I [D]think I'm going [G]blind

[Verse 9]
[G]He's a [C]wanker, he's [G]a w[D]ank[G]er
And it [C]does him [G]good like it bloody
well [D]should[G][C][G]
[D][G]
[C]He's [G]a wanker, he's a wanker
And he's [D]always pulling

[Outro 1]
his pud'
[G][C][G][G][D]