Are Mice Electric Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[F]Hel[Em]lo ch[C]il[D]dren[C],
[F]how do [C]you do?
I've [F]brought some [C]friends
to [G]sing for [C]you
Mein singing mice I've [F]brought [C]along
To [F]sing ein [C]little [G]mousey [C]song
So mein mouses [F]don't be [C]slow
[F]Sing [C]along und [G]here we
[C]go
[F][Em]

[Verse 2]
[D][G]
[C]Can little mousey pull ze [F]pud'
Yes we can [C]it does [F]us [C]good
Do little mice have [F]tiny dongs
Yes [C]they're only [G]one inch [C]long
Zat's not much to [F]wave about
[C]It's more tha[F]n you,
[C]you daft old[G] c*n[C]t
[F]Stick to ze [C]script [D]boys[C]

[Verse 3]
[C]Why do mousey[F]s sing so [C]high
'Cause [F]we're [C]so fucking sor[G]e,
that's [C]why
Is it just 'cause you're [F]so small
[C]Yes[F] we all hav[C]e ... balls
Would you like to [F]meet mein [C]cat[F]
[C]No [G]fuck off you [C]silly old [F]twat
Now zen [C]boys, you'll nev

[Verse 4]
[D]er be as famous [C]as
[F]Punky and Porky if [C]you keep swear[D]ing[C]

[Verse 5]
[C]What do mousey[F]s love to [C]eat
[F]Spotted [C]dick [G]and shredded[C] wheat
In the [F]pantry no- one [C]sees
We [F]piss in [C]the jam and crap on the cheese
Now zen boys that's [F]quite [C]enough[F]
[C]Oh fuck off you doz[G]y old poo[C]f

[Verse 6]
I'm be[F]ginning to [C]lose mein [D]temper!
[C]Up

[Verse 7]
your arse you [F]... old [C]git
We'll [F]fill your [C]larder[G]
[C]up with shit
We'll fight and fart and
[F]do as we ple[C]ase
We'll [F]fuck in the bread- [C]bin
and steal your cheese

[Verse 8]
[C]Scnitzel I am [F]a silly [C]goose
Mein [F]pussycat [C]has just got loose...

[Verse 9]
Go cat [F]go! [C]The[F]re [C]is your[F][C]
[F]fav[C]ourite food... mouseburger

[Verse 10]
Auf wiedersehn children [F]if you please
And as for [C]the mouseys, hard cheese