Gums and plums Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[D]
[G][D][G][D][G]
[D][G][D][G][D]
[G][D]
Well [G]my name [D]is Ivor

[Verse 1]
[G]Biggun
And they say [D]I've never been kissed
[G]My sex [D]life took one hell of a knock
[G]On the day [D]I broke my wrist
[G]I much prefer han[D]d shandy to[G]
the com[Dm]pany [D]of lasses
[G]Everybody say[D]s tha[G]t I'll go [D]blind
You'll notice I'm wearing glasses
[G]For my name is Ivor

[Verse 2]
Biggun and
I sing about them tits and them bum[D]s
[Gsus4]Whoa now [G]you[Am] know my name
you'd better
[G]Get your gum[Am]s ar[D]ound my
[Dm]plums[G][Am][A]
[Dm]

[Verse 3]
My name [D]is Ivor [G]Biggun
I'm disgusting [D]and obscene
[G]I blow my n[D]ose without a[G] hankie
And my [Dm]fin gernails [D]aren't clean
[G]I'm [D]public enema number one
[G]A man of efflu[D]ence and style
[G]My [D]'je ne sais quoi' is obvious
'Cause it sticks out a [F]mile
Whoa my [G]name is Ivor Biggun and I

[Verse 4]
[G]
sing about them tits and
[E]them bum[D]s[Dm][D][G]
[Am]Whoa now you know my name you'd better
[G]Get your gums around my
[D]plum[C]s[G][Bb][Am]
[G]Well my name is [D]Ivor

[Verse 5]
[G]Biggun
But some dis[D]pute that fact
[G]And they suggest [D]I contraven[G]e
The trade [Dm]descrip[D]tions act
[G]But my girl [D]said she's marry me
[G]If I [Dm]had a [D]twelve inch dong
[G]I said "I'll cut it dow[D]n to any size luv
If you think that it's too long"
[Dm]Whoa my

[Verse 6]
[G]name is Ivor Biggun and
I got my mojo [Dm]workin' [D]well[Dm][F][D]
[G]Well [Am]you can press my button
[G]Press my [D]button and ring my [G]bell[D][G]

[Verse 7]
[Am]Well [G]Ivor Biggun, [Dm]Ivor [G]Biggun,
[Dm]Ivor Biggu[C]n[D][G]
[D]Ivor Biggun, Ivor Biggun, Ivor Biggun
[G]Ivor Biggun, Ivor Biggun, Ivor Biggun
I'm mod[D]erately well endowed
[G]I'm Bri[D]tain's champion
[G]wanker
[D]I'm renowned throughout the land
[G]Everybod[D]y knows my name
But [D]nobody wants to shake [Dm]my hand
Whoa my [G]name is Ivor

[Verse 8]
Biggun and
I sing about them tits and
[D]them bum[Dm] s[F][Dm]
[G]Whoa [Am]now you know my name you'd better
[G]Get[D] your gum[G]s...[D]
around
my [Dm]plums

[Outro 1]
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