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[Verse 1]
[C]My mother had the [Ab]vicar and
[G]the vicar's wife to [C]tea
They [F]cleared the room,
they [Ab]blamed it on the dog
[G]But it was [C]me...
[G]I've

[Verse 2]
[C]farted, I've farted
I've [G]made a trouser [C]cough
I've [F]whistled in me [C]Y- fronts
[G]I've just peeled one [C]off
I've blown my [G]bowel [C]bugle
[F]I've been eating [G]peas
I've [F]broken wind
I've [C]dropped my [Em]guts
[D]Open the [G]window please

[Verse 3]
[C]I've been [G]eating [C]cabbages,
[F]prunes and pears and [C]beans
[F]Drinking Dandeli[C]on & Burdock and
[D]you know what that [G]means
Polluting the en[C]vironment,
my [F]friends leave me [G]alone
[F]The front of me sings tenor
and the rest sings [G]baritone
[C]I'v[G]e

[Verse 4]
[C]far[G]ted[C], I've farted
I've made [G]a trouser [C]cough
I've [F]whistled in me [C]Y- fronts
I've just [G]peeled one off
I've blown my [C]bowel bugle
[F]I've been eating [G]peas
I've [F]broken wind
I've [G]dropped my [D]guts
Open the [G]window [C]please

[Verse 5]
[Am]Bubbles in the [Em]bath!
[Am]Real [Em]rip s[F]norters!
Up on one cheek and [G]hope it
don't make a noise
[Am]Window rattlers!
[Em]Cush[Am]ion creepers!
[Em]Don'[F]t shake your leg and
[G]keep it in your corduroys

[Verse 6]
A [G]gentleman tells be[C]fore it smells,
he [F]waves his jacket 'til it's [C]gone
But [F]I'm the kind of [C]sneaky bugger
who [D]lets off and [G]doesn't let on
I [C]let them [G]go in [C]lifts, in queues,
in [F]phone- boxes and [G]trains
And [F]when they stink the [C]people blink
and [G]blame it on [C]the drains
[G]I've

[Verse 7]
[C]far[G]ted[C], I've farted
I've [G]made a trouser [C]cough
I've [F]whistled in me [C]Y- fronts
I've just [G]peeled [C]one off
[G]I've [C]blown my bowel bugle
[F]I've been [G]eating peas
I've [F]broken wind
I've [C]dropped my guts
[G]Open the window [C]please

[Verse 8]
[C]"I[G][C][F][C]
say, have you farted?"
"Of course I have - d'you
think I always smell like this?"