(Nobody Does It Like) The Ukelele Man Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[G]Gue[C]ss what it is I'm hol[Am]ding
[Em]Down here in my hand
It's [F]given pleasure to [C]millions
Both [Ab]up and down the l[G]and
It's [C]my little [D]ukulele
[Am]My t[Em]reasure and my joy
[Ab]I've plonked and plucked it [C]daily
Ever [D]since I was a [G]boy
I [F]practice and I [Em]practice
That [F]right hand rhythm routine
[G]And now[Am] I've got an act[Em]ion like
A [F]massage parlour [G]queen
But [C]nobody does it [Ab]like the [D]Ukulele

[Verse 2]
[G]
[C]Man[G]
[C]No-one [Am]can can [A]hit that spot
If [D]he can't make you [G]smile
Then no-one can
[C]can
He's the [Em]original
From [Am]way back yonder
When it [F]all began
[C]Nobody does it [Ab]like the [D]Ukulele [G]Man[C]

[Verse 3]
I've such co-ordination
[Am]In In my f[Em]ingers and my thumb
An [F]action learned from [C]years of sitting
[Ab]Down to have a strum
[G]My rig[C]ht hand goes like bil[Am]ly-o
Up Up [Em]top my left one fiddles
Per[Ab]forming ar[C]chipelagos and flam[D]s
[G]And paradiddles
I [F]stroll into the [Em]spotlight
I [F]give the strings a [G]clout
But [Am]when I start to [Em]warble
The [F]people start to [G]shout
"Where's [C]George?"
Nobody [G]does it

[Verse 4]
[Ab]like the
[D]Ukulele [G]Man[C][G]
[C]No-one can can [Am]hit that [A]spot
If [D]he can't make you [G]smile
Then no-one can
[C]can
Just leaning [Em]on the lamp
[Am]Or TT racing at the [F]Isle Of Man
[C]Nobody [Ab]does it like the [D]Ukulele [G]Man[C]

[Verse 5]
[G]I l[C]ike a bit of blues and b[Am]oo gie,
[Em]like a bit of skiffle and soul
But [F]what I love's
A [C]little stick of [Ab]Blackpool
rock-rock-rock 'n' [G]roll
roll
roll
When [C]wo men idol[Am]ise me
I [Em]always have to tell 'em
Stop [Ab]poking [C]at me plectrums and
Don't [D]violate me vel[G]lum
And [F]though my technique [Em]thrills them
I have [F]never worked out [G]why
[Am]The end of my perform[Em]ance
They [F]al ways seem to [G]sigh
"Oh, is that all? Don't
I get an encore?"
[C]Nobody

[Verse 6]
[Ab]does it like the
[D]Ukulele [G]Man[C][G]
[C]No-one can can [A]hit that spot
If [D]he can't make you [G]smile
[C]Then[E][Am][F][C][Ab][D][G]
[C][G]
[C]no-[G]one[Ab] can[D][G][C][G][C]
[A]can[D][G]
[C]He's window [E]cleaning with
His [Am]eyes on Fanlight [F]Fanny's fan
[C]Nobody does it [Ab]like the [D]Ukulele
[G]Man[C]
[G]

[Verse 7]
[C]
"I've got crate of his
78's and I'm his greatest fan"